TOP FIVE THINGS TO SAY WHILE LUNCHING WITH LEGRAND LAMP

In 1899, Pierre Bonnard painted this:

Titled, "Lunch at Le Grand Lamps."

Here are some helpful hints if you're ever to lunch with the man himself.

your daily top five conversation-starters during your luncheon with Legrand Lamp:

1)"I dare say, is that a basket of bananas?"

2)"It feels just like the Swiss Alps in here."

3)"Are those mesh shorts?"

4)"Some say you are a flash in the plan, but I disagree."

5)"Mmm, banana pudding again, I see."