1)"You anticipate the promise of a taste sensation that bursts in your mouth and envelopes your taste buds in warm juices that fill you with summer sunlight. Ah…luscious."
"This review is about me, NeNe Tomato. I'm a tomato. And it tastes good. Neeeeiigh."
2)"Tomatoes That Taste Like Tomatoes."
"Coincidentally, I am a horse-tomato who rides on a larger horse-tomato. Ignore my original incarnation."
3)"I thought this was a bell pepper." - SFist
"Hey guys, you want to go down to the Farmer's Market and get some UHRLY GURLZ?
4)"I thought I was eating a grape." - NYist
THIS IS A TOMATO-VIDEO
"It is disappointing to think you are eating a grape and have it turn out to be a tomatoe."
5)"I'm your man." - Sexy Tomato
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