REVIEW: HOT BEAR SALAD (ii)

A monkey wanting to be a man dancing with a bear dressed like the monkey who wanted to be a man dancing with a bear...

Quick, somebody rape that bear:

Baloo is a cargo pilot for the business 'Higher for Hire'. It was formally his own establishment until it got foreclosed by the bank, along with his airplane, the SeaDuck. He is now currently working for Rebecca Cunningham, the women who purchased his lot from the bank.

REVIEW: VEGETABLE

"Beans: slim, green, flexible sticks. Want to make your teeth and tongue red?"

FOOD REVIEW: MORE CHEESE

It's cool that there's more cheese.

REVIEW: COLD DEAD EYES

COLD DEAD EYES

REVIEW: MARGARITA

COLD DEAD EYES

REVIEW: ICE CREAM

COLD DEAD EYES

REVIEW: TOP FIVE TOMATO REVIEWS

your daily top five 'tastes of tomato,' reviewed by NeNe Tomato

1)"You anticipate the promise of a taste sensation that bursts in your mouth and envelopes your taste buds in warm juices that fill you with summer sunlight. Ah…luscious."

"This review is about me, NeNe Tomato. I'm a tomato. And it tastes good. Neeeeiigh."



2)"Tomatoes That Taste Like Tomatoes."



"Coincidentally, I am a horse-tomato who rides on a larger horse-tomato. Ignore my original incarnation."

3)"I thought this was a bell pepper." - SFist

"Hey guys, you want to go down to the Farmer's Market and get some UHRLY GURLZ?

4)"I thought I was eating a grape." - NYist

THIS IS A TOMATO-VIDEO

"It is disappointing to think you are eating a grape and have it turn out to be a tomatoe."

5)"I'm your man." - Sexy Tomato

"From minimalist blogger, ramonlamarca, comes..."

REVIEW: JUICY JUICE

"Gabby Babbles has the Juiciest Juicy Juice, Juice."

REVIEW: YUMMY TACO

your daily yummy taco, reviewed by jessica:

Attention: Jessica's food review is the featured review of YUMMY TACO on yelp.com.

Look inside:

REVIEW: DOMINO'S PIZZA

This is a part of our delicious history:

REVIEW: BEN & JERRY'S CHERRY GARCIA LOWFAT FROZEN YOGURT

It has a finer sand in it.

TOP FIVE REASONS WHY FOODSWINGS IS HORRIBLE

your daily reasons why foodswings is horrible, reviewed by jessica:

1)THEY WILL DELIVER RIGHT THERE, BUT NOT HERE.



just so you know, they are here.


2)SOMETIMES THEY DON'T DELIVER AT ALL:
"and you have to do a 'forty minutes later'"

3)FUCK THOSE PEOPLE:
"they are always always mean to us"

4)THEY ARE CONFUSING ON THE PHONE:
"i do not want the buffalo basket"

5)EVERYTHING IS STILL SO TERRIBLY DELICIOUS:
"there is no animal nothing in this subsequent food picture."

REVIEW: BEN & JERRY'S VANILLA

this ice cream has sand in it.