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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

RECIPE: BLACK BEANS OR NOT FAKE BLACK BEANS OR FAKE BEANS OR BLACK BEANS


1. ON A BENCH.
2. Soak them beans. (Jackrabbit Beans.(You can get 'em your local supermarket))
3. Get this spice named something (Coreen?)
4. A green pepper, a spoonful of olive oil, garlic, an onion. Cook em up with those beans. Put those beans in a pressure cooker or boil them. You can eat them Gravy or salad.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

TOP FIVE: 2 BIG 2 EAT

YOUR TOP 5 TOO BIG TO EAT REVIEWED BY SUSHI:

1)make it big make it big make it big on them fish.


2)monster in the moonlight, devils in his head


3)that's not a fish. oh wait there it is.


4)OH ITS HORRIBLE


5) oh i'm sorry i just...i just thought this was a dinner party

Sunday, March 28, 2010

REVIEW: HORRIBLE TOMATOES

your daily top five horrible tomatoes, reviewed by jimmy stewart
1. This tomatoes.
"Suck it down nice and sloppy."

2.Tommy Tomatoe

3. I am so excited about this project

4. 'Maters

5. I have entered into the winter of my seasoned life.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

REVIEW: HOT BEAR SALAD (ii)

A monkey wanting to be a man dancing with a bear dressed like the monkey who wanted to be a man dancing with a bear...

Quick, somebody rape that bear:

Baloo is a cargo pilot for the business 'Higher for Hire'. It was formally his own establishment until it got foreclosed by the bank, along with his airplane, the SeaDuck. He is now currently working for Rebecca Cunningham, the women who purchased his lot from the bank.