TOP FIVE: 2 BIG 2 EAT

YOUR TOP 5 TOO BIG TO EAT REVIEWED BY SUSHI:

1)make it big make it big make it big on them fish.


2)monster in the moonlight, devils in his head


3)that's not a fish. oh wait there it is.


4)OH ITS HORRIBLE


5) oh i'm sorry i just...i just thought this was a dinner party

DRUNK BIRDS

I am too lazy to do a top 5 about this one. Just imagine!

TOP FIVE: DOGS EATING

eating things that are not burritos, reviewed by: my dad, who wanted to show me a video of a bulldog eating a burrito.
1)
"well this is all wrong"

2)
"kill your dog with watermelon"

3)
this is a TOP HOLAT costa rica cookie. this cookie is 1300 calories.

this dog is 14 pounds, and is also roxy, my mom's dog, and also ate the aforementioned cookie, which is not a burrito but has as many calories as one, and also had to be given peroxide and sat outside with and watched so she didn't eat her own poisonous chocolate vomit.

4)
shut up, latte. nobody likes you. ZERO PERCENT BEST WATERMELON.

5)
that's not a bulldog, dad.
4)

Here, cleanse your palette.

Winston eating something.

HAPPY 75TH ANNIVERSARY, DINNER

Attention: Dinner Magazine presents: Dinner

For 75 years, Dinner has been a food celebration. Happy 75th, guys.



Just watch this long enough so that you see the dinner.

FOOD INVENTION: CHOCOLATE EASTER BUNNY INFUSED WITH RABBIT

Invention: Chocolate Easter Bunny Infused with REAL Rabbit

Purpose: To make VOSGES the supreme ruler of the land of meat-chocolate that is America.

REVIEW: EATING

I like it.

TOP FIVE FOOD

your daily top five food, reviewed by food

1)Hotdogs
"Yes, Yes, this is the food to be eaten."


2)Wine
"Wine is a food."


3)Bananas
"Mmm."


4)Pigs
"I got all livestock.I got all livestock. I got all livestock."


5)Cheese
"I really like to eat this fifth food, even though it's a food, just like me."

TOP FIVE COCONUT JAMS

your daily coconut jamz, reviewed by coconut james

1)"La-Ya-Ya Coco Jumbo. La Ya Yeh."


2)"Blond hair, black eyebrows, coco-jambo."
311's 'Come Original'

3)(Coconut) Jazz Jamba. "Paul & Jessica wouldn't know a Jazz Jamba if it bit them on the nose."




4)"Excuse me?"


5)Coconut James. "Me, Coconut James. Cuz I'm the no. 5 Coconut Jamz (James)."

Head Attacks

your daily head attacks, reviewed by: Nick

1)Crystal Skulls:
"Oh, I don't like that at all."


2)Scanners Head Explosion:
"That one guy is scanning the other guy, but then the other guy is scanning him back. And then at the end, his head explodes. And then the other guy is like, 'I just scanned you.'"


3)Facemelter
"Based on your interest in head explosions, we thought that you might like: Facemelter."


4)Tassos Sofroniou - "Total Recall"
"Oh wow don't ask."


5)8000 Hertz *KOPFSCHMERZATTACKE*
"This reminds me of my lacrosse coach."

BUSTER'S FAVOURITES

my favourite flavours
reviewed by buster:

1)Treats:
"My favorite treats are small enough to eat in one bite. Otherwise, break 'em up for me a little bit. I include the eucharist in this category. Also, have you tried Dentables? They are quite good, and my breath is a little fresher too."

2)Kibble:
"I am more than 90% made entirely of pure kibble."

3)Grass:
"It helps me vomit."

4)Water:
"It's one of my few foods."

5)Plastic on the Floor:
"It's kind of like grass, in that it makes me vomit."