TOP FIVE EVIL FOODS

your daily top five evil foods: reviewed by Evil Food Eater Conchita

1)EVIL FOOD EATER CONCHITA
"I am the most evil-food-eating Conchita."



2)DELICIOUS FOOD
"'Delicious Food' is also pretty evil."



3)THIS GUY HERE
"My mother always told me: 'Conchita, eat that pig'. This is one my first evil foods. Number 3."



4)CAT SOUP
"An evil-food-eating girl like Conchita, could really get along with a guy like this."



5)RUDY GIULIANI EATING BACKWARDS
"For an evil-food-eating girl like Conchita, it's harder to get a hold of evil foods after Mr. Giuliani 'cleaned-up' the place. But I still admire the evil way he eats."

Head Attacks

your daily head attacks, reviewed by: Nick

1)Crystal Skulls:
"Oh, I don't like that at all."


2)Scanners Head Explosion:
"That one guy is scanning the other guy, but then the other guy is scanning him back. And then at the end, his head explodes. And then the other guy is like, 'I just scanned you.'"


3)Facemelter
"Based on your interest in head explosions, we thought that you might like: Facemelter."


4)Tassos Sofroniou - "Total Recall"
"Oh wow don't ask."


5)8000 Hertz *KOPFSCHMERZATTACKE*
"This reminds me of my lacrosse coach."