your daily hot sauces
reviewed by Jessica:
1.Sri Racha:
"The Queen of all sauces with roosters on the label. For noodles, primarily."
2. Red Rooster:
"The penultimate best hot sauce with a rooster on the label. Primarily for things that are fried. Sometimes Indian food."
3. Tapatillo:
"Sweet beam of California loving glory. A Poem for Tapatillo."
4. Tabasco:
"Your ol' granddad's kind of hot sauce. No frills, just: Tobasco. Good for: eggs-eating in Old Man Diner at eight in the morning.
5. Assorted Imitations:
Chalula. Red Devil. Trader Joe's Pimento. The Third Best Sauce with a rooster on the label: that chili and garlic paste; it's more of a cylinder...okay.
