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Monday, November 2, 2009

"girl, what you puttin' on them...brown...foods?"
"bitch, you don't want to know."

COLD DEAD EYES

there are too many reviews about eating.

your daily children's foods, reviewed by Juan G. (celebrity)

1)Eggs
"Eggs are a good children food in that they are both children and food.

2)Fruity Speckles
"The Krasdale of Fruity Pebbles. Fruity Speckles also killed J.F.K.."

3)Veal
"He's going to kill it. This is awful."

4)The Children's Menu at YUMMY TACO
"Those tacos have children inside of them."

5)The 5th Children's Food.
"

It has a finer sand in it.

remember that ice cream we got?

that ice cream had sand in it.