TOP FIVE: DOGS EATING

eating things that are not burritos, reviewed by: my dad, who wanted to show me a video of a bulldog eating a burrito.
1)
"well this is all wrong"

2)
"kill your dog with watermelon"

3)
this is a TOP HOLAT costa rica cookie. this cookie is 1300 calories.

this dog is 14 pounds, and is also roxy, my mom's dog, and also ate the aforementioned cookie, which is not a burrito but has as many calories as one, and also had to be given peroxide and sat outside with and watched so she didn't eat her own poisonous chocolate vomit.

4)
shut up, latte. nobody likes you. ZERO PERCENT BEST WATERMELON.

5)
that's not a bulldog, dad.
4)

TOP FIVE EMO BALTO MUSIC VIDEOS TO EAT SCONES TO

your daily top five emo balto music videos to eat scones to, reviewed by Chandra of the Popcorn (Chopcorn of the Popcorn (Scones))

1)
"The Petzgirl adaptation of Balto is richly labored and seamless. It is both black and white and in color, depending on what Balto's mood is. Breathe your life into me. I'm a cartoon dog. The other dogs just beat me up. And now I'm on the ice. I can feel you. I'm falling, falling."

2)
"The Original Balto Musik Video. #2. If you only see one Balto remix video this year, make it Du Hast."

3)
"Never mind. This is the best Balto. He's a vampire."

4)"But eriously. The original. #4."


5)"The 5th Children's Food."

REVIEW: EATING

there are too many reviews about eating.

REVIEW: BEST ANYTIME DELIVERY