TOP FIVE EMO BALTO MUSIC VIDEOS TO EAT SCONES TO

your daily top five emo balto music videos to eat scones to, reviewed by Chandra of the Popcorn (Chopcorn of the Popcorn (Scones))

1)
"The Petzgirl adaptation of Balto is richly labored and seamless. It is both black and white and in color, depending on what Balto's mood is. Breathe your life into me. I'm a cartoon dog. The other dogs just beat me up. And now I'm on the ice. I can feel you. I'm falling, falling."

2)
"The Original Balto Musik Video. #2. If you only see one Balto remix video this year, make it Du Hast."

3)
"Never mind. This is the best Balto. He's a vampire."

4)"But eriously. The original. #4."


5)"The 5th Children's Food."

TOP FIVE "SOMETHING'S KIND OF SORT OF" FILMS

your daily top five "something's kind of sort of" films, reviewed by: Chandra of the Popcorn.

1)Something's Gotta Give
"There's kind of something that's sorta gotta give."

2)It's Complicated
"Meryl Streep. Alec Baldwin. Something's kinda sorta."

3)As Good As It Gets
"It's kind of like something's good but not good enough but that's as good as it's going to get."

4)Because I Said So
"Or: Descent into Oblivion."

5)Some Kind of Love
"(as sung by Iain MacKintosh)"

INTRODUCING: CHANDRA OF THE POPCORN

INTRODUCING: CHANDRA OF THE POPCORN


Hi, I'm: Chandra (of the Popcorn).

I enjoy: reviewing movies.

I'm also: naked, sitting in a giant tub of hot buttered popcorn.

And my name is: Chandra.