TOP FIVE WHY ARE THERE TWO?

your daily top five why are there twos review by THE LADY TOP HAULAT.



"get the fuck out my house."

1) PAIN EAU CHOCOLATE

oh, that bouchon, he never knew how to just put a little in the middle.

2) DEUX BON HOMME TRES BOUCHONS


"Pour fabriquer un bonhomme, prend deux bouchons et trois cure-dents. Découpe, dans l'un des bouchons, deux rondelles d'environ 1 cm d'épaisseur. Brise les cure-dents en deux parties égales. Assemble l'ensemble pour faire ton bonhomme, peint-le avec de la gouache et met deux morceaux de laine pour ses cheveux.
Et voilà! "

3) DEUX MAWR RAWR.



"my inventors don't really know how to speak french."

4) LE 'AMBURGEHR.



"they think everything is a hamburger. this is not a hamburger, americains. also, there is not even two of them."

5) PAS DE DEUX


"part two (two)."

INTRODUCING: FOOD

Hi, I'm: Food (of the Scalar Kitchen).

I enjoy: being eaten.

I'm also: naked, and cold, without the warm embrace of your lips.

And my name is: Food.

INTRODUCING: CHANDRA OF THE POPCORN

INTRODUCING: CHANDRA OF THE POPCORN


Hi, I'm: Chandra (of the Popcorn).

I enjoy: reviewing movies.

I'm also: naked, sitting in a giant tub of hot buttered popcorn.

And my name is: Chandra.

INTRODUCING: INTRODUCING

Hi, I'm:

I enjoy: introducing things.

I'm also: introducing you to a new function of the Scalar Kitchen, called "INTRODUCING:".

And my name is: INTRODUCING:.