REVIEW: INGRID BERGMAN

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Jessica, for some reason I don't have permission to change the banner on this blog. If you would kindly add this code in, it would make this blog a more exciting, lively place.

Sincerely,

Ft. Tapestry

IT'S STARTING TO BECOME HARD TO CONVINCE MYSELF THAT THIS IS STILL A FOOD BLOG.

REVIEW: Candy Paradise

It's like a paradise of candy.

TOP 1 HOT FOODS JESSICA WOULD HAVE REVIEWED IF SHE REALLY CARED ABOUT THIS BLOG

your daily top one hot foods that Jessica would have reviewed if she cared about this blog half as much as she should, reviewed by Uber-Jessica.



1)Hot kale with salt and tapatio:



"I'm going to sing about all my hot, spicy kale." -Jessica in the cast of Jersey Boys.

TOP FIVE PUDDING CATCH PHRASES

your daily top five pudding catch phrases, reviewed by pudding collins

1)Puddin' Style: "Get this on a mug."

2)Pudding Bear

"A big, clumsy, yet lovable animal who can be seen wearing camo outfit as well as diving a big blue truck...skilled in the art of Afro enginering the pudding bear can also be seen fishing or mowing the lawn..the pudding bear is what is known for being "farm strong"...however it is terrified of snakes and lizards...it's only known enemy is the public school education system."

3)I like pudding.
"0:31 = Children on the internet."

4)Puddin' 'n' Tain "You won't believe this story..."

5)Mew Pudding Waka Laka
"If you like Evil Food-Eater Conchita. You might like this Pudding."

TOP FIVE EMO BALTO MUSIC VIDEOS TO EAT SCONES TO

your daily top five emo balto music videos to eat scones to, reviewed by Chandra of the Popcorn (Chopcorn of the Popcorn (Scones))

1)
"The Petzgirl adaptation of Balto is richly labored and seamless. It is both black and white and in color, depending on what Balto's mood is. Breathe your life into me. I'm a cartoon dog. The other dogs just beat me up. And now I'm on the ice. I can feel you. I'm falling, falling."

2)
"The Original Balto Musik Video. #2. If you only see one Balto remix video this year, make it Du Hast."

3)
"Never mind. This is the best Balto. He's a vampire."

4)"But eriously. The original. #4."


5)"The 5th Children's Food."

REVIEW: COLD DEAD EYES

COLD DEAD EYES

REVIEW: EATING

...is delicious

TOP FIVE "SOMETHING'S KIND OF SORT OF" FILMS

your daily top five "something's kind of sort of" films, reviewed by: Chandra of the Popcorn.

1)Something's Gotta Give
"There's kind of something that's sorta gotta give."

2)It's Complicated
"Meryl Streep. Alec Baldwin. Something's kinda sorta."

3)As Good As It Gets
"It's kind of like something's good but not good enough but that's as good as it's going to get."

4)Because I Said So
"Or: Descent into Oblivion."

5)Some Kind of Love
"(as sung by Iain MacKintosh)"

INTRODUCING: CHANDRA OF THE POPCORN

INTRODUCING: CHANDRA OF THE POPCORN


Hi, I'm: Chandra (of the Popcorn).

I enjoy: reviewing movies.

I'm also: naked, sitting in a giant tub of hot buttered popcorn.

And my name is: Chandra.