IT'S STARTING TO BECOME HARD TO CONVINCE MYSELF THAT THIS IS STILL A FOOD BLOG.

SCALAR VORTEX COMING THROUGH

TOOOT TOOT.

JUST WORKING ON THAT SCALAR VORTEX

TOP 1 HOT FOODS JESSICA WOULD HAVE REVIEWED IF SHE REALLY CARED ABOUT THIS BLOG

your daily top one hot foods that Jessica would have reviewed if she cared about this blog half as much as she should, reviewed by Uber-Jessica.



1)Hot kale with salt and tapatio:



"I'm going to sing about all my hot, spicy kale." -Jessica in the cast of Jersey Boys.

Here, cleanse your palette.

Winston eating something.

REVIEW: COLD DEAD EYES

COLD DEAD EYES

INTRODUCING:BILLY COLLINS

Hi, I'm: Billy "le bleu" Collins, (of "Poetry")

I enjoy: masturbating at my typewriter.

I'm also: aware of your presence, even though i didn't see you.

And my name is: Billy Collins.

REVIEW: EATING

...is delicious

INTRODUCING: FOOD

Hi, I'm: Food (of the Scalar Kitchen).

I enjoy: being eaten.

I'm also: naked, and cold, without the warm embrace of your lips.

And my name is: Food.