TOP FIVE THINGS TO SAY WHILE LUNCHING WITH LEGRAND LAMP

In 1899, Pierre Bonnard painted this:

Titled, "Lunch at Le Grand Lamps."

Here are some helpful hints if you're ever to lunch with the man himself.

your daily top five conversation-starters during your luncheon with Legrand Lamp:

1)"I dare say, is that a basket of bananas?"

2)"It feels just like the Swiss Alps in here."

3)"Are those mesh shorts?"

4)"Some say you are a flash in the plan, but I disagree."

5)"Mmm, banana pudding again, I see."

OH MAN< EATING SO MUCH

Eating chocolate covered nuts and fruits for breakfast is a healthy way to start your day.

Is this offensive?

I DID THIS ON ACCIDENT

REVIEW: DOMINO'S PIZZA

This is a part of our delicious history:

Barf

REVIEW: BEN & JERRY'S CHERRY GARCIA LOWFAT FROZEN YOGURT

It has a finer sand in it.

TOP FIVE EVIL FOODS

your daily top five evil foods: reviewed by Evil Food Eater Conchita

1)EVIL FOOD EATER CONCHITA
"I am the most evil-food-eating Conchita."



2)DELICIOUS FOOD
"'Delicious Food' is also pretty evil."



3)THIS GUY HERE
"My mother always told me: 'Conchita, eat that pig'. This is one my first evil foods. Number 3."



4)CAT SOUP
"An evil-food-eating girl like Conchita, could really get along with a guy like this."



5)RUDY GIULIANI EATING BACKWARDS
"For an evil-food-eating girl like Conchita, it's harder to get a hold of evil foods after Mr. Giuliani 'cleaned-up' the place. But I still admire the evil way he eats."