REVIEW: TOP FIVE TOMATO REVIEWS

your daily top five 'tastes of tomato,' reviewed by NeNe Tomato

1)"You anticipate the promise of a taste sensation that bursts in your mouth and envelopes your taste buds in warm juices that fill you with summer sunlight. Ah…luscious."

"This review is about me, NeNe Tomato. I'm a tomato. And it tastes good. Neeeeiigh."



2)"Tomatoes That Taste Like Tomatoes."



"Coincidentally, I am a horse-tomato who rides on a larger horse-tomato. Ignore my original incarnation."

3)"I thought this was a bell pepper." - SFist

"Hey guys, you want to go down to the Farmer's Market and get some UHRLY GURLZ?

4)"I thought I was eating a grape." - NYist

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"It is disappointing to think you are eating a grape and have it turn out to be a tomatoe."

5)"I'm your man." - Sexy Tomato

"From minimalist blogger, ramonlamarca, comes..."

REVIEW: BEST ANYTIME DELIVERY

TOP FIVE CHILDREN'S FOOD

your daily children's foods, reviewed by Juan G. (celebrity)

1)Eggs
"Eggs are a good children food in that they are both children and food.


2)Fruity Speckles
"The Krasdale of Fruity Pebbles. Fruity Speckles also killed J.F.K.."

3)Veal
"He's going to kill it. This is awful."


4)The Children's Menu at YUMMY TACO
"Those tacos have children inside of them."


5)The 5th Children's Food.
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REVIEW: JUICY JUICE

"Gabby Babbles has the Juiciest Juicy Juice, Juice."

TOP FIVE COCONUT JAMS

your daily coconut jamz, reviewed by coconut james

1)"La-Ya-Ya Coco Jumbo. La Ya Yeh."


2)"Blond hair, black eyebrows, coco-jambo."
311's 'Come Original'

3)(Coconut) Jazz Jamba. "Paul & Jessica wouldn't know a Jazz Jamba if it bit them on the nose."




4)"Excuse me?"


5)Coconut James. "Me, Coconut James. Cuz I'm the no. 5 Coconut Jamz (James)."

REVIEW: YUMMY TACO

your daily yummy taco, reviewed by jessica:

Attention: Jessica's food review is the featured review of YUMMY TACO on yelp.com.

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TOP FIVE WORST RECIPE EVER

YOUR DAILY WORST RECIPE EVER, REVIEWED BY JESSICA:

1)rice with soy sauce, tapatillo, parmesan cheese, and onion powder.

2)rice with soy sauce, tapatillo, parmesan cheese, and onion powder.

3)rice with soy sauce, tapatillo, parmesan cheese, and onion powder.

4)rice with soy sauce, tapatillo, parmesan cheese, and onion powder.

5)rice with soy sauce, tapatillo, parmesan cheese, and onion powder.

"this is really disgusting."