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Sunday, October 25, 2009

INTRODUCING:BILLY COLLINS


Hi, I'm: Billy "le bleu" Collins, (of "Poetry")

I enjoy: masturbating at my typewriter.

I'm also: aware of your presence, even though i didn't see you.

And my name is:
Billy Collins.

FOOD INVENTION: CHOCOLATE EASTER BUNNY INFUSED WITH RABBIT


Invention: Chocolate Easter Bunny Infused with REAL Rabbit

Purpose: To make VOSGES the supreme ruler of the land of meat-chocolate that is America.

INTRODUCING: AMERICA


Hi, I'm: America (of the America).

I enjoy: penises. and ranch dressing.

I'm also: large, and i love bald eagles and fire.

And my name is: AMERICA.

TOP FIVE WORST BACON CHOCOLATE


you daily top five worst bacon chocolate, reviewed by AMERICA

1)"DOES THIS CHOCOLATE HAVE BACON IN IT?"


2)"BAAAAYCON AND CHAAAAACOLATE...WHAT'S THAT LIKE?


3)"I SAW Y'ALL ON THE FOOD NETWORK. Y'ALL ON THE FOOD NETWORK?"


4)"NOW WHO CAME THE IDEA FOR BACON CHOCOLATE??"


5)"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACON. CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOLATE. BACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATEBACONCHOCOLATE."