APPLE JUICE

your daily applejuices, reviewed by Paul:

1) Apple Dandy:
"whether i buy this or not, this is my favorite flavor of the juices."

2) Apple and Eve:
"This juice is like as if Eve, the mother of us all, had sexual relations with our apple juice. Definitely a 'Forbidden Fruit'"

3) Krasdale:
"Krasdale tastes really horrible. This is one of those Krasdale products where you can taste the Krasdale."

4) Motts:
"It was on sale, so I bought it."

5) Martinelli's:
"In my caddy, gonna smoke a fatty...the champagne of apple juice."