TOP FIVE VOSGES TOP-HOLAT

your daily top five top-holat, reviewed by Christine:

1) WASABI PEAS+ BLACK PEARL TRUFFLE=

"WHAT BLACK PEARL SHOULD TASTE LIKE. TAKE THAT, MARKOFF."

2) HOLIDAY PEACE COCK-RING

"Useless crap? No, much more important: Uselss crap ontop of Marzipan! Everyone loves Marzipan!

"No. No one likes Marzipan. Or crappy 60s hippy thowbacks."

3) HIP-HOP BLING COLLECTION

"'This decadent truffle combines white chocolate, Krug ® Champagne and gold leaf—echoing rap's transition from music to a culture of "bling" popularized in the late 1990s and early 2000s. The word "bling" was first used in 1999 by rappers B.G., Juvenile and Baby Birdman on their track Bling Bling to celebrate their flashy wealth and expensive diamonds. It quickly became a fad, infiltrating rap and hip-hop music until recent years, when the phrase became too commonplace to garner the same street value. Since then, many artists have spoken out against the bling lifestyle, criticizing it as promoting materialism in lieu of responsibility. Even still, "bling" remains a part of hip hop history. '"

4) CARAMEL MASHMALLOWZ

"I will eat these everyday. F you. There are none left for you."

5) BACON CARAMEL TOFFEE SANDWICH

"Yeah, yeah.. Bacon toffee? Bacon and chocolate? Giggle giggle. I love bacon. But seriously, make some sort of meat/ cheese sandwich, get a panini machine, put some of this shiz in there and you are floating on a delicious river of over-indulgence."