TOP FIVE EVIL FOODS

your daily top five evil foods: reviewed by Evil Food Eater Conchita

1)EVIL FOOD EATER CONCHITA
"I am the most evil-food-eating Conchita."



2)DELICIOUS FOOD
"'Delicious Food' is also pretty evil."



3)THIS GUY HERE
"My mother always told me: 'Conchita, eat that pig'. This is one my first evil foods. Number 3."



4)CAT SOUP
"An evil-food-eating girl like Conchita, could really get along with a guy like this."



5)RUDY GIULIANI EATING BACKWARDS
"For an evil-food-eating girl like Conchita, it's harder to get a hold of evil foods after Mr. Giuliani 'cleaned-up' the place. But I still admire the evil way he eats."