RECIPE: BLACK BEANS OR NOT FAKE BLACK BEANS OR FAKE BEANS OR BLACK BEANS

1. ON A BENCH.
2. Soak them beans. (Jackrabbit Beans.(You can get 'em your local supermarket))
3. Get this spice named something (Coreen?)
4. A green pepper, a spoonful of olive oil, garlic, an onion. Cook em up with those beans. Put those beans in a pressure cooker or boil them. You can eat them Gravy or salad.

"If you're dry toast, or something wetter..."

REVIEW: HOT WET LETTUCE

AS HOT AND WET AS GOING DOWN A WATERSLIDE IN THE DESERT

TOP FIVE: 2 BIG 2 EAT

YOUR TOP 5 TOO BIG TO EAT REVIEWED BY SUSHI:

1)make it big make it big make it big on them fish.


2)monster in the moonlight, devils in his head


3)that's not a fish. oh wait there it is.


4)OH ITS HORRIBLE


5) oh i'm sorry i just...i just thought this was a dinner party

REVIEW: HORRIBLE TOMATOES

your daily top five horrible tomatoes, reviewed by jimmy stewart
1. This tomatoes.
"Suck it down nice and sloppy."

2.Tommy Tomatoe

3. I am so excited about this project

4. 'Maters

5. I have entered into the winter of my seasoned life.

You want to ride the wild bear salad?

A Trip to the Grocery Store.

REVIEW: HOT BEAR SALAD (ii)

A monkey wanting to be a man dancing with a bear dressed like the monkey who wanted to be a man dancing with a bear...

Quick, somebody rape that bear:

Baloo is a cargo pilot for the business 'Higher for Hire'. It was formally his own establishment until it got foreclosed by the bank, along with his airplane, the SeaDuck. He is now currently working for Rebecca Cunningham, the women who purchased his lot from the bank.

REVIEW: HOT BEAR SALAD

Where's my hot bear salad?

REVIEW: INGRID BERGMAN

REVIEW: DEAR CHRISTINE CANDLE IN THE WIND PIE

Best Pie 2010.

DRUNK BIRDS

I am too lazy to do a top 5 about this one. Just imagine!

I'm saving this.

Jessica, for some reason I don't have permission to change the banner on this blog. If you would kindly add this code in, it would make this blog a more exciting, lively place.

Sincerely,

Ft. Tapestry

HOW BOUT THIS?

Beans or fake beans?

BOTH.

TOP FIVE: DOGS EATING

eating things that are not burritos, reviewed by: my dad, who wanted to show me a video of a bulldog eating a burrito.
1)
"well this is all wrong"

2)
"kill your dog with watermelon"

3)
this is a TOP HOLAT costa rica cookie. this cookie is 1300 calories.

this dog is 14 pounds, and is also roxy, my mom's dog, and also ate the aforementioned cookie, which is not a burrito but has as many calories as one, and also had to be given peroxide and sat outside with and watched so she didn't eat her own poisonous chocolate vomit.

4)
shut up, latte. nobody likes you. ZERO PERCENT BEST WATERMELON.

5)
that's not a bulldog, dad.
4)

REVIEW: ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S POPCORN

"as far as the game in general goes, i'd rather be paul newman."

REVIEW: PAUL NEWMAN'S POPCORN

"as far as the popcorn game goes, i'd rather be orville redenbacher."

I WANT TO BE

...in the lid of your sherbert.

TOP FIVE WHY ARE THERE TWO?

your daily top five why are there twos review by THE LADY TOP HAULAT.



"get the fuck out my house."

1) PAIN EAU CHOCOLATE

oh, that bouchon, he never knew how to just put a little in the middle.

2) DEUX BON HOMME TRES BOUCHONS


"Pour fabriquer un bonhomme, prend deux bouchons et trois cure-dents. Découpe, dans l'un des bouchons, deux rondelles d'environ 1 cm d'épaisseur. Brise les cure-dents en deux parties égales. Assemble l'ensemble pour faire ton bonhomme, peint-le avec de la gouache et met deux morceaux de laine pour ses cheveux.
Et voilà! "

3) DEUX MAWR RAWR.



"my inventors don't really know how to speak french."

4) LE 'AMBURGEHR.



"they think everything is a hamburger. this is not a hamburger, americains. also, there is not even two of them."

5) PAS DE DEUX


"part two (two)."

BEANS; OR FAKE BEANS?

This one's beans.