RECIPE: JESSICA'S GUACAMOLE.

"You just have to keep in mind that eating an avocado is like crawling back into the womb--as tears stream over my face slaving over this hot guacamole."

But after that, we are starting a fashion blog called: The Scalar Closet.

Actually, Jessica's guacamole recipe is CLASSIFED.

TOP FIVE EMO BALTO MUSIC VIDEOS TO EAT SCONES TO

your daily top five emo balto music videos to eat scones to, reviewed by Chandra of the Popcorn (Chopcorn of the Popcorn (Scones))

1)
"The Petzgirl adaptation of Balto is richly labored and seamless. It is both black and white and in color, depending on what Balto's mood is. Breathe your life into me. I'm a cartoon dog. The other dogs just beat me up. And now I'm on the ice. I can feel you. I'm falling, falling."

2)
"The Original Balto Musik Video. #2. If you only see one Balto remix video this year, make it Du Hast."

3)
"Never mind. This is the best Balto. He's a vampire."

4)"But eriously. The original. #4."


5)"The 5th Children's Food."

SWEET

RECIPE: RUMXINGER

...for when your man won't give you no dinner.



one part rum
two parts xinger

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